After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good — but not before telling Joan his epic backstory.

While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos.

When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to reconsider their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school…and the world.

Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan’s creative meddling.

Attempting to repress her feelings for Abe, Joan finds solace in Harriet and Frida. Meanwhile, Confucius teaches JFK about the internet.

Decades after they were frozen, Abe, JFK, Joan and Cleo are suddenly thrust into 2023, where they find it difficult to navigate new societal norms.